Just a smidge.

Maria has that thousand cock stare.

Pro Tip: Stay out of the middle.

This is better than the original. I always had trouble imagining Elton getting in drunken fistfights on the weekends, but shis kabobing … yes.

This is the hottest account since Saved You A Click.

Agree, good stuff as always John. Good luck with the new gig!

Maybe Rosie knows someone who fits the bill?

It's live, can't take the chance he forgets his lines and just starts shouting MATT DAMON! over and over. That would ruin the whole illusion.

hmmm … you know if we adopt this look I bet we get invited into many more homes,

C'mon … Skunk Ape WAS RIGHT THERE!

Shame, he would have made those look gooood.

Snow Whites darkie the dwarf.

Pardon me while I wax nostalgic about the bygone days when ear jokes were hip..

Yes #Downvoted

Well he didn't have a choice. he was voted off the island and there was no boat.

Whoa … so even extra creepy with all that fog.

Life comes at you pretty fast.

Sweeeet mystery of life at last I've found yoouu.

Maria was brought up to call them "tallywhackers".

::: Josh Earnest kicks a rock :::