I also don't get the reverence for MM's early output. Frankly, I like them much better as they've gone more melodic and less abrasive.

The Hills Have Eyes, And You're Next

Today, we're all that mysterious figure clad in black, keeping a solitary vigil.

The A.V. Club

Internet, you're all right.

C: Bugs Bunny
LF: Bugs Bunny
RF: Bugs Bunny
P: Bugs Bunny
3B: Bugs Bunny
CF: Bugs Bunny
1B: Bugs Bunny
SS: Bugs Bunny
2B: Bugs Bunny

How hard can it be? Altimeter, okay. Airspeed? Okay. Fuel…fuel? *taptaptap* FUEL?!?

I think I just found my next fantasy football teamname.

Yeah, I know I'm onstage. And I don't care! I'm not playing "Show Biz Kids" until I get my danish!

Emerson, Lake and Powder Donuts

Would you like cream?
OUT OF CREAM!!!

You need to get laid, Internet.

Does this make their ice cream a gateway to other, harder desserts?

This news doesn't impress me much.

Miller, is that you?

Let's look at a picture book, shall we? The Big Book of Punk/Post-Punk Smiles

I want to know more about that former bass player who's now a college Dean.

You don't have to go home, Internet, but you can't stay here.

Avis Rent-A-Car is proud to present the second-best show in the world, Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Lisa.

At first I thought this headline said that Boards of Canada was speaking out against drawing Spock on Canadian currency, and I thought "what a weird thing for them to give a hoot about."