Griller was an idiot, glad the rest of the church wasn't.

…probably. Depending on the heat, and the meat.

Yeah, he took a piece of dedicated cooking equipment and put wheels on it. A+ for inspiration and utility, C at best for "WTF?!?!?"ness.

Hard part is going to be convincing your job to let you refurbish the thing for smoking.

Yeah. This thing being at lower than cooking temps, that's a real concern.

Counterpoint: This is weird and gross. I *would* eat this.

He *is* from Georgia.

The US banned lead paint in 1978. Unless he got an antique filing cabinet, he's clear on the lead front. Not sure what *else* he might be adding to the meat, though.

I swear to god I saw Alton Brown make a similar smoker out of clay gardening pots.

Repeating what Todd said above - it's a smoker, not a grill. I'm guessing the temperature is ~150-200F rather than the 300+ of actual cooking, so the filing cabinet doesn't melt or warp.

I'd regard it's middling success and lack of sequels as a sign that audiences simply aren't that interested in Age of Sail movies. (Pirates of the Caribbean *so* does not count.)

I will credit the movie with answering my question from T2 - "Why the hell did they give an AI access to nuclear launch codes?" Answer being they *didn't*, they gave it access to the internet and it pried it's way into the nuclear launch codes.

…you need a friend on the inside?

Pick which one you want as your first VSB headline, and act accordingly. Although "Rewind At The Hospital" could cover either.

This will end well.

I think they should have her show up and poll the attendees on this question.

Because who could find it in their heart to turn away that magnificent mane?

You say that…

LOL @ "make it to the library to log on."

The Hotep Signal seems slower and slower to go out lately.