Well, you have poor articulation skills, don't blame me for not having learned to write clearly. Even mentioning declawing as an option is not okay, so who's being self-righteous now? You're still an asshole, by the way.

"You can either declaw the little bastards, kick 'em out into the wild to wage war on creation, or suffer the damage they do to your carpet and furnishings."

I literally felt no sympathy for any of the characters tonight. Except maybe Shosh. She tried to help and was kicked in the boob for her trouble. That's not nice, Hannah.

No. Their storylines have been continuously devoid of genuine affection or even attraction. Basically, this show is telling us that it's progressive, while at the same time showing that gay marriage can't work, which is obviously bullshit.

You sure that's not just a sign of how secretly homophobic this show is?

Darrin and Sue: slightly mentally challenged man proposes to an all-pink clad child. What could possibly go wrong here?

I am now confused whether the writers want us to root for Cam and Mitch. They are horrible, shallow-minded people, whose only concerns are material. This show is not inclusive and forward, despite its being hailed as such - it shows gay marriage and parenthood as an implausible and inherently dysfunctional concept,…

I'm finding it hard to believe that Sue had a continuous Internet connection on that train. Also, was she writing the first draft of her college application into the final form on the Internet? Smart move, Sue.

Vows of chastity are stupid. I see how we needed one to start the series at all, but it sure as hell doesn't need another one. How many people the writers think are this fundamentalist?

Desi should die. That's a nice way for his character to go on, I think. Right into the pits and fires of hell where he belongs.

Seriously, no mention of Stanley's fate? This episode was even more shit that I expected. I can't believe someone still gives Murphy money to shoot anything.

I think this is the first time ever in TV/film that naming a child after someone made a complete sense to me. You know, usually it's a nice gesture. But here it was supported both emotionally and story-wise. Amber has always had a special bond with Zeek, and it really is a good way to show him that he will live on,…

Seriously? The obvious punchlines are avoided? What about Leonard and Sheldon searching the purses for tissues, like they were women, and it's hilarious, because women are so weak and emotional?

This is the first episode of Freak Show that made me want to throw up. God job, AHS. Chester's very real insanity was fucking frightening.

I like that the show acknowledged Cam actually has a sexuality. That was a nice touch.

Seriously? Building an entire episode around the "successful but really miserable former friend/schoolmate" trope gets an A-? You're right that some of it looked like Modern Family. That's because Modern Family has also used that trope. As have all the other sitcoms.

I was actually glad that Eliza had this sweet moment with Freddy - that the show actually ended with her having an organic, plausible relationship, instead of forcing one with Henry, which obviously was supposed to be the endgame, judging by the montage at the end. Also, the montage was ridiculous, like it says in the…

Hello Buglers!

I don't know. I'll rewatch the episode later, but I think it was pretty much established that they were Czech. If they weren't, it's unlikely they would learn it on this level (they just pronounce it badly, otherwise they're fluent). It's a very hard language to learn and pointless to know unless you actually want to…

You seriously thought Gone Girl was a good film? Or were you just afraid to not include it?