It's really not believable that it would only occur to Jay NOW that he should take Spanish lessons. Also Manny used to be bilingual, and Spanish was his first language. That he wouldn't know the word for "women" just screams bullshit. The idea pool for Jay's family must be getting pretty shallow that they're inventing…

Okay, I watched it after I read Petra spoke in Czech, and for what it's worth, that's NOT what we sound like. Fuck you, show, for not bothering to do two minutes of research. (Notice the limiting of all caps to a minimum. That was very hard.)

I think Magda's Sin Rostro. She's scary enough.

How are all the defendants in the pen Hispanic? Isn't that offensive? It seems offensive.

The book is horrible mainly in the sense of how much "popular" is now equated with "good." It's not horrible, but it's certainly not good. It did not deserve an adaptation, and if they had to do it, someone else should have written it. Managing to make a movie this shitty given such a great cast and material that is…

You can't seriously lump together 3 and 8, can you? Well, you can , but that would make you a moron. Are you a moron?

That's a great idea, seeing as he was the one who split the last installment in two movies (because the book is "so long") and then discarded stuff from the book and filled the films with new shit that was absolutely irrelevant, but presumably looked good in 3D. Top notch decision.