I never knew either of my grandfathers or one of my grandmothers, but I would drink myself into a stupor if I ever found something like that out about my other late grandmother.

Even if he did tell her the truth, I wouldn't have worked things out with him the first time. Prison might be overkill, but I can understand why she'd be driven to that punishment.

I would not work things out with a cheater. She did, and got burned big-time.

Or you may be ten years old, like my ex was when he first discovered masturbating to another person.

Exactly, although I'd prefer the first to have a hyphen. "Cum-covered girls."

Yes, exactly. Why should she control their activities?

No roommate, no FWB. Oh well.

Or, like my ex was when he first discovered masturbation to someone else, you may be nine or ten years old. He told me that the semen came out CLEAR for the first year or so.

I sadly would not be surprised if this were the case…

I prefer things to be unambiguously clear.

That makes sense.

I guess so.

Yeah, I can see that.

#1 can be done. #2 cannot. No boyfriend.

Yeah, that's what I thought. My ex said that he had multiple FWBs while not in a relationship. Okay, then.

Isn't an FWB arrangement casual and "don't ask, don't tell"? Why is she so invested in making the FWB tell her before the FWB does anything sexual?

Am I the only one who couldn't make any sense of the first letter? (I know Dan had to edit it) I'm not even drunk, guys!

I prefer "cum" because then there is no way of confusing it for the verb "come."

Thanks!

Hahaha, thanks!