This article says 13, maybe 15 if we are lucky.

No. It just means you like to party. We all do it when we want to party.

My god is stronger. I pray to the four winds. He is the everlasting sky. Your God lives beneath him.

I thought seeing your enemies driven before you was between crushing them and hearing the lamentations of the women. Get your shit together AV Club!

Christ this is terrible. Fuck you Internet!

I had no opinion about this movie one way or the other until now. This sucks.

I would rather eat any of the sandwiches mentioned here than that Doritos taco thing that Taco Bell is giving away for free right now.

That shit is nasty. I wouldn't eat that thing if they paid me a dollar. Now two dollars on the other hand…

They're not married. Unless she's married to her boyfriend….is she?

Holy crap I forgot about that episode! Christ that show sucked. Never understood how anyone liked it. Also, it's the first time a woman is captain on star trek and what happens? They're lost in space. Thanks a lot women's lib!

The cardassians cannot be trusted. None of them!

No way man. Noooooo way.

Upvoted because I love your user name.

That's because there were like 3 years between each season. They always seem to take forever for him to make. Who knows how long it will take before this new one is finally done.

Is it the fat people?

The fat people were great! Do not speak ill of the fat people.

Ha! Love it. Somehow never saw that one. Thanks for the link!

See also "Forte didn’t care whether or not the audience laughed at the sketch or not." Quite interesting or not.

Yes that's it! I knew something was off about it.

To be fair he is a philly sports fan so we know he is a miserable, bitter, angry person. His suffering makes him hate everyone.