Completely agree. I absolutely love Star Trek and am looking forward to this but I am not willing to sign up for another steaming service just for one show.

Another terrible job, internet.

I'm sorry I meant to reply to your original post. Didn't mean to disrespect your loss.

Ha! Nice job. It really did suck though.

Would you settle for a Mr. Splashy Pants Oreo?

Well, aren't you the generous one.

Is the British Parliament still debating this or has it been established? Are they the greatest? Perhaps Mr. Michael Shersby has some thoughts?

It's all completely accurate and true to reality based on alternative facts!

True his origins are not with a specific team but he has been at every Padres game for a very long time so I still think that counts.

San Diego Chicken or GTFO

Scrumtrulescent

Ha! I love that character. Definitely my favorite of hers.

Agreed that scene was fantastic as was the first 15 minutes of the aliens arriving and disintegrating everyone. The rest of the movie I could do without.

Forget the eyeballs. Her giant, gross boobs were the scariest part.

Hilarious…

I signed in to disqus solely to upvote this.

The Stand is easily my favorite.

Stop it guys! He's being super serial!

Your username is my new favorite, but please don't ask me to go on a boat trip.

Sometimes asses get fucked by dicks, and sometimes dicks can fuck pussies, but asses…well they just shit all over everyone.