Luke has his Carhartt costume on.

I'm pretty sure Zombie Bitch Hitchhikers should be a priority for you.

More Robert Stack Unsolved Mysteries is a good thing. However, I won't be complete until Rescue 911 is on so that I can again watch them back to back.

This Lindsey Lohan guy… wasn't he on those Amazing Discoveries infomercials?

I'm not going to be impressed until they have REAL people in these commercials. I mean, where's the 45-year-old guy with black sandals, white socks, and pastel-colored shorts?

Jared: bringing 80's Wall Street to the 90's and beyond!