i THOUGHT it WAS a TURKEY, i SWEAR to GOD

We can only hope.

I like the idea that the park's executives create a new dinosaur to fix slumping sales, much like how the executives of the series create a new dinosaur to fix slumping sales.

Who, funnily enough, continued to show up in Elmo's World long enough to be killed by raptors on THERE too!

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

Big release I'm looking forward to in the future: Star Wars (Disney)

Halfway through the movie, he'll start forgetting EVERYthing

Maybe this will crash, burn and explode…and then Fox will pull a Sony and relinquish the rights (partially) to Disney??

Boy, never noticed the similarities between Assange and the recently passed Dr. Fredric Brandt

The Constant

Soccer mom Gillian Anderson on the bottom left is unamused

This Alternate-Reality Season 3 sounds DRASTICALLY better than Real-World Season 3

FINALLY

I was really hoping they'd bring back masturbating-yet-crying Dylan McDermott.

OOOOO how is that?? The Gamepad-aimed-improvements looked pretty spiffy. It's just hard to justify the $35+ price to myself when it's no more than $6 on every other console.

I don't know, I feel like this isn't the only site giving The Strain so-so scores. As a show, it's not really accomplishing the things that most TV shows are expected to do. We shouldn't have to read the source material for it to hold up to some light scrutiny.

GOOD THING IT'S not coming to Wii U for some ungodly reason

This is the remake of the remake of the original game we've all been waiting for

No no beema, it's a joke. From Stella. The show my icon is from.
But I'm also a noob. So I guess let the paddling begin.

I know, I know.