Making chips taste like lettuce is moving in exactly the opposite direction, from a public health standpoint. They should be making lettuce taste like chips or pizza or steak.

Is that singer wearing pants?

I thought Something Happened was a great, moving, and ultimately depressing read that I also hope I never feel the need to revisit.

The more money people have, the better able they are to educate their children, who hopefully will be more likely not to turn out to be racist imbeciles.

Corollary: Personally, I would prefer that all interviews with the Trump administration be conducted by Diondre Cole.

Why does Peter Parker look like he should be holding a lightsaber?

Umm. Eastern PA is a disavowed suburb of New York City. I thought that was common knowledge.

The way the structure is described, it seems more like 1980's Cannibal Holocaust, to which Blair Witch itself owes a considerable debt.

She does tour! I saw her a few years ago. And she's amazing!

I think this review is unnecessarily harsh (and quite brief), which is a rarity here at the AV Club. C+? I've been listening to this record the past few days and I think there's far more to like about it than this review implies. I suggest a rewrite.