Jorge, if that is true, then Colbert = Stewart = Dane Cook = Maher = Tosh = Louie CK, I mean, seriously. NO. You just described almost every comedian today. There are numerous guys and girls who do low brow, "smarmy," self-impressed, easy target humor.

Tosh isn't anything like Maher. At all.

predictable comedy isn't funny
When Louie sits down on the airplane, I immediately thought, wow, I bet a fat guys sits next to him. Sure enough. NOT FUNNY. I also obviously predicted crazy turbulence although I thought they would end the sequence with the two of them kissing right before the plane righted itself…

Web Soup has been on longer but it's definitely not funnier than tosh.0. I would say that America's Funniest Home videos is to Web Soup as Web soup is to Tosh.0. I like my "rip on internet videos" shows to have a hard R rating. Web Soup is too PG.

Maybe that's it, I don't buy Donovan's coolness. Or Anwar's hotness for that matter. Way too damn skinny. The fact that Burn Notice has bikinis is not hurting them in the ratings. But come on, Dallas has a million hot women - use them!

Versus Burn Notice
Ok, so they are both Nix shows but I feel TGG is so much more fun and entertaining than Burn Notice which I can't even sit through. They are both styled as "tune in whenever you want" shows but TGG is the only one that strikes the right tone with me. Maybe "Burn" gets better ratings simply because…

Ok, sure they are good dancers, but that was a very strange piece and a little "artsy" for the SYTYCD audience. I mean, one of the lyrics was "they were more interested in the ham and cheese sandwiches in the next room." Regarding a funeral. Also, if you're doing a 3 minute routine, one of your dancers should not…

Donna, Billy has been in the bottom 3 three weeks in a row. He's honestly been saved by the injuries to Alex and Ashley. Kent, Lauren, and Adechike are the only 3 who haven't been in the bottom so far. Unless Billy is given a "cancer dance" he's next to go.

The fact that there are no consequences IS THE POINT.

Jose is getting embarrassed by his all-star each week. Others have skated through on smile/personality before but I'm not sure Jose has that either. What's going on here? Why is he so loved by the judges??

Yep, the judges are pretty terrible. I find it disconcerting that I find Nigel to be the least offensive. Mia: "The choking is everything" and "It was like a purple wind that was coming through this entire theater and it was like a hurricane and it was a summer breeze and it was everything." Everything is…

"Cosmic Love" is almost an unfair advantage. Yes, people will vote for a song they like.

They could throw tomatoes at Kent and it wouldn't matter. He's through to the final 3.

Of course it will be in 3D. Everything is in 3d. They are going to release the Ten Commandments in 3D.

F BOMBED
I love a good ol' F on the AV Club. I feel alive, invigorated, even. Phipps just hooked me up to the Juvenation Machine. Goodbye early afternoon sleepiness.

On the flip side, we're all expecting Inception to get A+++++. Anything less will incite comment riot.

Now the question remains… is it so bad it's good? I mean, yeahhhhhhh!!! BRINGING HOME THE F, BABY!!

good times
Well, I didn't look at the production codes and I thought this was a real fun episode. Not a throw-away. Maybe it's because I enjoy almost every episode equally. "Boxes of crime" had me chuckling happily. This is just a good time. When the "brick" was revealed at the end, other more serious shows would…

tops
So I just finished watching it (I know, a few days late) but I really thought it was fantastic. It clocks in at around 100-105 minutes minus the commercials. I believe the only other 2 hour broadcast was "The U" which I also enjoyed, despite my very low expectations and distaste for Miami in the 80s, generally…

I agree that it will be awkward if it's 6-2 or something like that but the boys are simply stronger dancers. I think Lauren is the only one capable of breaking up an all-boy top 4. It'll be tough for her to get past Mia though who has a historic dislike for young, pretty, blondes. I contend that Adechike is gone as…