I just don't get most fetishes. I'm as ugly as a mule's asshole, so any kind of sex I get is a real treat. I have, however, run into a partner or two who wanted me to do things to them that I just couldn't bring myself to do. I haven't listened to it yet, but on the Joe Rogan podcast site he interviews a " humiliatrix…

LEMMIWINKS, NO!!!

Actually, the guy who's decision it was to approve Animal Practice dropped the hammer on a live round and blew his brains out, but NBC still decided to run with the idea. That's some cold shit….

* Fox executive sits at desk, gets call on intercom from secretary *

* runs around in circle screaming " Ew! " *

To each their own, but yikes!….

Yeah, I'm a pretty vanilla guy when it comes to sex. Stuff like sounding makes me scratch my head and think " What, really? ".

Sounding has always struck me as a " Why the fuck would you do that to yourself? " kind of thing. I got picked up for a drunk and disorderly once, and they took me to the emergency room because my B.A.C. was really high. They wanted a urine sample, but I just couldn't give them a sample, so they had to cathertize me…

Vincent Ludwig's horrible death followed by Ed's sobbing into Drebin's shoulder " My dad died the same way! " never fails to crack me up.

Whose holding you captive Dada!?! Is it the NSA? The CIA? The FBI? Homeland Security? The Department of Weights and Measurements? The Secretary of Agricultural? Who is it? Blink once for the FBI, blow armpit farts for the NSA,… I've lost track of the other agencies… Just post something already, and we'll be all over…

I think I'd rather see Aaron MacGruder and Kyle Smith's version of Birth of a Nation when East Saint Louis seceded from the union and formed their own nation after the 2000 elections, where their votes were largely discounted. Good stuff..

I always thought even the serious Coen brothers films had humorous elements to them. Burn After Reading I thought was going to be a straight comedy, but Holy Christ, it took a dark turn. I thought the scene in No Country For Old Men when he was asking the guy to call the coin in the air and said " But I don't know…

Thanks, I'm always looking for good new webcomics. I good one I've found is False Positive , a sci-fi and horror webcomic. It is on its third season, and the guy manages to crank out a page or two a week. Some of the stories aren't great, but the guys a hell of an artist.

I haven't been scared of by a horror movie since I was a kid, but I still like horror if the story is good. I prefer books to movies, as my imagination can usually creep me out better than any film. Plus it seems most horror films seem to have become excessively violent and gory. While I liked the first Saw , which…

Never saw Barney Miller or Fish . He'll always be Sal from The Godfather to me.

Haven't seen it yet, but I've heard mixed reviews.

" You should hire a sex worker. "

Dear Amy,

Is this guy trying to give me a phobia about cats?

" I got ya bottalhd watah right here ya fahkin' queahs!!! "