Complete with realistic " slowly dying from dysentery " action!

Totally worth it!

What is up with The Black Panther's hips?

FIVE SECOND RULE!!!

Not as much as Skittlebrau…

From Hell's heart, I stab at them!

Man, I'm getting tired of this bullshit! When are they going to start having programs that support white males! When's gonna be our time? How much longer are we going to have to suff-

I think you'd make a terrifyingly adorable couple!

I hope Stan Smith doesn't follow them on tour and mess up the new season of American Dad …

Mostly wallowed in my own filth all day Saturday, not really getting off the couch, watching Band of Brothers , and stuffing my fat face with canned chili and Minute Rice. Rallied Sunday cleaned the house and worked through a big pile of dirty laundry. Went over to visit with my dad, and we talked for a couple of…

Yeah, he must be holding on to life purely out of spite at this point. I'm gonna miss the Hell out of him.

I wasn't familiar with the old series, so it had no nostalgia factor for me. Also, it had that jerk-off who played Joey in Friends in it, and that guy suuuuuucks. Watched later on cable and it was pretty bad.

Taking a vacation day tomorrow to see it. I have to go to the Apple store to upgrade my iPad, and the theatre adjacent to the mall has a special $ 5.50 tickets all day, so fuck it.

Nobody could turn a 2-4-3 like Van Lingle Mungo.

My dad always goes on about all the fancy cars, mansions, and other pricey crap he'd buy. For what he'd pay for a car, I could probably pay off two or three of my cousins college loans. I have no interest in flashy car and things of the like. What am I going to do with a mansion? I live alone. Having a lot of…

My dad's friend owned a sports bar, and one summer my dad asked him if he could give my sister a job while she was home from college. He hired her as a waitress, and it was okay at first. After about a month though the owner started getting pretty sloppy drunk on a nightly basis, and started getting handsy with the…

I wasn't in to Bowie, but I really liked the song " Somebody Up There Likes Me " when I first heard it on the soundtrack of GTA San Andreas. His scene on Extras was one of the funniest of the series

Stop giving me this " red zone " shit and just come out and say it. You want me to have an abortion!

After the whole " ninety meetings in ninety days " mission is accomplished, five days a week seems a little much. I, personally, can only attend meetings at night, and am limited to the ones I can attend. The other thing I noticed the meetings I could attend were attended by the same people every time. Most of them…

I'd probably blow it all on expensive " The Count of Monte Cristo " style revenge schemes.