" people's souls exist outside of their bodies as shape shifting daemons that assume a permanent form once their humans reach puberty "

* takes off belt, rattles doorknob on Internet' s bedroom *

I'm gettin' pretty fuckin' sick of you constantly hitting me up for money Internet. First thing in the morning, you're going to get that ridiculous hair cut, put on some nice clothes, and get your ass down to the Walgreens that just opened up and apply for a job. If you don't have a job by this time next week, you're…

This kind of nerdsploitation makes me wanna puke.

" What about my little kiester? "

But windowless vans have the most candy! I hear some even have puppies!

Yeah, some of his theories seemed way off to me, but he's probably got better information than I do.

It would actually be pretty funny if you went from house to house trick-or-treating with an imaginary child:

Why doesn't she call herself Power Woman? Girl seems a bit demeaning.

What's with that above photo? It looks like the Klingons are waiting for their Klingon momma bird to regurgitate food into their mouths.

If you want to see a scary documentary, watch Jesus Camp . There was a segment where they were interviewing a hardcore Christian who was a soldier in the army. He said we need to be in the middle east because we have to colonize it to spread Christianity so we'll be ready for when Jesus comes back.

The guy who lived next door to me as a kid built an underground shelter in his back yard. It was laughable to think it would save him, but it was an awesome place for his son and his friends to smoke mad weed.

I never worried about nuclear war as a kid. After I saw an estimation of how many nukes would be thrown at my area I realized I would be completely obliterated, and wouldn't have to worry about living in any kind of post-nuclear apocalypse.

I'm 43, but I've had some health issues. I also have shitty health care, don't take particularly good care of myself, and have a family history of dementia and senility. Longevity doesn't really hold much appeal to me.

Until someone can take care of the redistricting, the Democrats aren't taking congress back anytime soon.

I kind of agree. You see the stats on how less people in the US are attending church and identifying as religious, but that also worries me a little bit. When I hear people like Huckabee and Cruz ranting about how " Liberals won't be satisfied until they have shuttered every church in the country! " I get nervous. I…

I heard a story about how one of the breakaway soviet states ( I can't remember which one, I think it was Whateverthefuckistan ) had discovered large deposits of cesium, a very fissionable element, and selling on the black market to anyone buying. So yeah, it's hard for me not to believe we all aren't fucked.

I kind of agree with you. I don't believe in any kind of religious apocalypse, but we live in world with dangerously fanatical religious folks who are in positions of political power. Read Michael Baigent's Racing Toward Armageddon if you want to get a frightening perspective on what just about every major religion…

I read a book called The Next Hundred Years by George Friedman, and according to him, the next " World War " will between the USA and Britain against an alliance of Germany, Japan, and Turkey by around 2050. It sounds like it's gonna be quite a show. Orbital weapon arrays, weaponized asteroids, Mech Suits, and a…

Racist.