"And we need to tell them that the Kennedy Library is a reference point. 'Cause, you know, he was also a part termer."

"I'll show ya, you'll see! You'll all see!"

"Give my regards to all the molestees."

"I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!"

"Settle down. A bowl of hair could win those states."

"Do you think we should get a boat? And a subscription to a boat magazine?"

"Is that my sun hat?"
"Uh, yeah. Can I borrow it?"
"I guess, but you look like a British lady."
"I know! Thanks, bye!"

The A.V. Club
Might I add, no fat chicks

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