Yea that's actually great advice. This last weekend a friend brought up the time one kid pooped his pants in 4th grade. We're 26. That diaper kid (were he not completely fake) would be remembered forever by his entire peer group as Sergeant Splatter or something

I had a great uncle whose hand was stuck throwing a perpetual "hang loose" after WWII and every single kid that saw it thought it was awesome. This guy also had seven kids. So yea, fake letter.

*narrows eyes, clinches fist*

@franz_gruber:disqus I stand corrected. I guess I never knew/forgot/blocked out that Heather Mills was a crazy person.

In retrospect, they're both apparently somewhat deficient in the "not beating the shit out of women" department.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus How about a college basketball team, to lessen some of the YA stank?

FIshcer was a godsend for me when I was watching the season. Just at the point when I had mostly lost sympathy for the three leads, they throw in Lauren Lapkus as a completely unique character (co-op grocery bagger to CO?) as well as a walking d'awww factory that ends up in one of the most affecting scenes of the show…

@disqus_sR8RlkyusI:disqus @avclub-cada9a4b3ac10525225f0bb3186406a1:disqus @avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus Everybody is Ken!

Oooh, about the kid with all the chains, and the goggles, and at the end he gets killed with a shotgun?

"Do You Feel Me?" - Anthony Hamilton
"Love TKO" - Teddy Pendergrass
"Playful Giggling, the Sound of Cigarettes Being Lit" - Participants of Operation AWWW YEAAHH

Makes sense. Grantland is essentially an attempt to take the AV Club concept and apply it to sports. I'd be willing to wager that the idea sprung up around the time the 30 for 30 reviews started being posted over here. You can even see the lower reading level target in those two headlines.

She is, though much can change in a year on either side. We were both commitophobes before we met- which makes the whole thing that much odder. There's definitely interest on both sides, but we've tried to keep it in check since we date other people and the whole situation is so brazenly inconvenient.  It's taken me…

@avclub-72a8ab4748d4707fda159db0088d85de:disqus You're a goddamn hero. OFF TO THE ELDERFLOWER SHOPPE

Jesus, this may as well be the Shitty Memories Thread.

Are you in the general vicinity of an German-Irish ghost with a mean lookin' cane and a pocket watch? If so, tell Grandpa he's the best.

I've never had a professional massage because Men Are Not Soft And Have No Need For Such Dalliances, at least according to about 5 generations of operant conditioning.

@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus  Yea, its completely confusing and out of character for me. I am usually very cynical about relationships, probably because I just assumed I wasn't wired romantically and felt like I was missing out. I'm already the "crazy single guy" to most of my friends despite being…

Oh yea, a friend of a friend gave me a book after I had surgery that turned out be just as much gay erotica as a sci-fi mystery story. It was arousing as hell, despite that fact that I probably wouldn't enjoy  watching what was being described. I think to a certain degree, regardless of kink or the Kinsey scale, we're…

Thought I didn't have a question, but sometimes at work I forget I'm an actual human being with a life and emotions and all that junk.

@unicyclistperiscopes:disqus @avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus A partner threatening to commit suicide is considered domestic abuse by both mental health professionals and the legal system. Ideally help should be sought for both parties in that situation. Separately, and different kinds of help maybe,…