This is really super important right now. That there is a pair of shoes, that may or may not be available in limited sizes.

And by the way doll, you should consider "sweetie" a compliment.

Listen broad, real men that know how to treat real women still call them sweety. Would you preferred to be called soury? Or perhaps piquant?

What happened to "I'm not going away"???

Not only do I use those phrases.. I also type them on my mobile phone. Siri isn't the editor she's cracked up to be.

Who else would I do bro? At least I'm authentic. (Cough) #whiteknight

So we're not going to hook up? I totes expected it. I even bought Axe body spray and a nice Hawaiian shirt. We can watch a rom-com, cuddle on the couch and pound away furiously on forums so digital media companies can profit from our collective perpetual outrage about The Gender War. I'd even pick you up… or at least…

I don't need to be fixed. I'very accepted my fundamentally broken state. You on the other hand seem all panty twisted about it. Well in half your posts. Then in the other half you're telling people you want them to be raped. And in the third half your happy and jolly about your alleged dating adventures.

The war is real buddy/bro.

"buddy"? IRL? Your persona is slipping. Careful there. Might want to study how women talk if you're going to impersonate one online.

Search the darkest recesses of your soul sweetie and you'll find the answer hiding there. It's the same reason you hang around websites that profit from The Gender War and post articles like this one that stoke the flames of phony outrage. Its because you havent truly healed. So youll continue to be a tool for them to…

I hope he doesn't wear axe body spray. Right? Lol.

You should read the papers I've published. Google "fundamentalist authoritarian thought policing in neo-liberal activist groups" you can find it.

I hope we can still be friends. I've grown to appreciate your particular flavor of unhingedness.

I'm happy you replied. I missed you. If I had to pinpoint the moment I fell for you it was when you said I should be raped. I knew right then you were a keeper and that we were cut from the same cloth as it were. So… we're not so different you and I are we?

Can I be honest? I'm kind of attracted to you. I like your spunk. And that you're a tortured soul like me. The Whiskey habit is a bonus too.

Have a fucking kid. It will fix everything. And trust in God. Srsly

Cmon. Have a kid. It will totally change your perspective on priorities. It basically forces you to be selfless and realize a bigger cause in life.

I challenge peoples absurd behavior in person too.

Have you tried God. It helped my friend tremendously. Not Trolling.