Trust me, you guys. This is a sound business model. See, the first subscribers get their movie tickets from the revenues of subsequent subscribers, and so on. The ones who get in soon stand to make a fortune! I call it Triangular Marketing, and it's gonna be huge!

The Trump administration may or may not be causing some time dilation issues. Ask yourself: how long does it feel like he's been President? At least a year, right? Hence, some shows are skipping an season to reflect this.

As long as it's a car and not a woman, the people who get furious about this sort of thing should be okay with it.

They could make it with both Peyton Lists!

…and so began the era of Dawes, with their sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

Directed by Paul Feig and starring Melissa McCarthy. Coming April 2018!

I think this is when everyone suddenly starts saying "why do they remake mediocre movies when there are so many great films to remake?"

To the remake, or to my comment?

There's no way I'd do anything of the sort without a substantial cash payment.

Drake, Billboard charts, Republicans, Nazis. There is hatred, bigotry and hotline bling from many sides. Many sides.

At least in this case, we can probably skip all the weird outrage about replacing male characters with female ones, since no one cares about the original all that much.

Please stop calling Trump an asshole. Assholes serve a vital function, and are necessary.

As I said below: he's not some master chess player, just a limbo dancer, doing his best to stay under a bar he keeps lowering.

The horse literally carried him on his back. The horse is complicit!

If you like movies, why would you want to know when Adam Sandler has one coming out?

He's not even playing 2-D chess. He's a limbo dancer, wiggling and wiggling under a bar that he keeps setting lower and lower.

I have not. When I encounter a troll online, I usually make my point and then disengage entirely. I don't tend to learn their names for later unless they're here at the AV Club, where I hang out most often.

With his approval rating hovering around the "Ford-just-pardoned-Nixon" level before this weekend, I feel more comfortable saying it's closer to a third, which is still a shocking and shameful percentage.

Are there any internet trolls who don't think they're Socrates? They tend to be a disturbingly self-satisfied bunch.

Nowhere near half, thankfully. But just enough, in just the right places that this happened in the first place.