Being honest, I'm not 100% sure it is anymore. We have so much work to do as a nation before we can even get out of the "sleepless nausea" phase we've been in for months.

Him actually saying those words would constitute an almost refreshing candor.

That ship sailed some time ago.

Into the Badlands has become a chillingly possible future.

That's the one with "Dillinger at the Biograph" on it, right? Even then, they seemed a bit bloodthirsty for my tastes.

I'm starting to think that the only hope for me, personally, is that this punishing pace of rapid-fire disgrace of the office of the President and shameful, disgusting behavior by so many in our government will eventually make me sort of punch-drunk, and I won't be able to register the outrage of new stuff as it…

Well, that'll depend entirely on what's in her wallet.

Fantastic. I'd worried that Scaramucci's tendency toward mild self-deprecation and his obvious desire to be liked would bring out the side of Colbert that wants to put his guests at ease, and that it might end up being exactly what Scaramucci undoubtedly hoped for when he booked the appearance. That Colbert not only…

I know it was a hit, but rushing a sequel to Logan out so quickly can't possibly be a good idea. From the review above, it doesn't even look like any of the cast is returning. Still, you can never go wrong with Steven Spielberg!

I think if she'd had triplets, the third one would have been named Big Dick Paul.

Helena naming her kids after colors is just obvious setup for the future spinoff: Orange is the New Orphan Black.

If you're making hummus without garlic and tahini, you're pretty much a monster.

And a surprising amount of it can be traced back to Conagra.

I fell for this last October. Nice try, Beck, but I'm wise to your pranks.

Honestly, if I could do that, I'd be breaking it out every ten minutes, whether it fit the conversation I was having or not.

Al Franken also has maybe the best "party trick" weird skill I've ever seen, which is the ability to draw all 50 states from memory. To the best of my knowledge, he only ever used this skill once on SNL, drawing, freehand (and live on air), an accurate electoral map of the entire country on Weekend Update.

Let's just establish ahead of time which of us is going to yell "I'm in!"

Almost as much as they hate themselves.

That seems weirdly unfair to Carrot Top.

That's because Unbreakable starred the other Bruce Willis, the good actor who shows up and gives a shit about his performance. He's mostly retired nowadays.