Was it Akiva Goldsman, by any chance?

I keep thinking he must have some talent, but just realized that the only thing I'm basing that idea upon is his work on Fringe, which, in the context of the rest of his work, he likely didn't have all that much to do with. Given that I long ago stopped giving a pass to Kurtzman/Orci based largely on Fringe, I guess…

There are also some places in my neighborhood which are conspicuous for not having been raised, resulting in a single tract of weirdly sunken land in the middle of the block.

Especially since that's not even why they call it that. Statistically, Boston is windier than Chicago, for instance. The name (as you likely know) seems to derive from Illinois Senators having a tendency to filibuster in the 1800s.

Some of our cuisines are haute, some are caulde.

That cow was exonerated in the 90s. Exonerated!

This is reefer madness.

Finally reading some classic Poe.

So, they should make their passwords "Arli$$"?

I think you mean proper nouns. Plus, how is anyone supposed to remember the obvious lie that their favorite movie is supposed to be Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes?

Or make that static thingie their ringtone! That static thingie is supposed to represent the quality of an HBO original, not a phone call from your Aunt, you monsters!

It's my understanding that in the leaked episode, they ball so hard. Like, harder than ever.

I was taking this all in stride until I read above that, in addition to the scripts, and full unaired episodes, they also gained access to HBO's sounds. My god, is nothing sacred anymore?

Super racist, Gwen, but entirely true. Hawkpeople are ruining our primetime comic book dramas!

This episode was mostly people doing something simple as slowly as possible. And if there was any doubt that Lynch trolls his fans, the Audrey scene (especially the lengthy phone call about which we learn nothing) should put that doubt to rest.

I guess it was one of those Gold Box deals that only lasts a couple of hours. Should have jumped on it when you had the chance, Bezos!

This headline and header pic pairs nicely with the United Airlines newswire from earlier.

OK, but that header image makes it look like they're going to be dumping out luggage over fields in the middle of the flight.

It takes a hell of a review to make me want to play a game that isn't available for any of the ways I play games, and is in a genre I don't generally enjoy, but this review really makes it sound like a great time.

Strongly disagree. Somewhere out there, a trans teenager was trying to deal with the fact that the President of the United States just took a dump on trans people everywhere, and seeing Patti Harrison on tv calling him on his shit likely helped.