THINK OF THE SAUSAGE AND SHUDDER

Ellaria is far less pouty. Shae gave the vapors, but I do have a soft spot for Ellaria, despite her involvement in the worst plotline since Theon's endless, endless torture scenes.

They're not exactly compelling, are they?

Rookie move, Prince.

Ah, much more satisfying! Anything is better with a smirking Bronn line or two!

The whole handling of Dorne has been pretty terrible… It's like they didn't know where to take it without a completed plotline they could look over. Ugh.

Ah cool, I couldn't remember, all I recall was her falling over, poisoned.

Didn't Ellaria Sand Poison herself last season?