GIF 4 LYFE DOGG

Muh-messic?

But you've fingered his bottom, I assume.

OK

Classic Shmosby!

In YOUR end-o.

It worked on so many levels!

Yeah, as a religious person, I didn't think it was openly hostile at all towards belief. It was hostile toward zealots who refuse to question things (and rightfully so) but belief itself appeared to be welcomed. I like how they pointed out that Italian Dude believed in an infinite Creator, so how could the universe be…

Oh, you brilliant phallus-faced Pokemon, you.

And then the wind will respond back with a breathy response, as reedy and thin as the rustle of the underbrush on a cool winter's day, "Never miiiind, whoooo gives a shiiiiiit?"

Wear a red fedora. Go to the Snowpeak Mountains, where the Mire Eagles fly. Climb the peak of Thu'd'uun's Watch, and whisper unto the wind, "Wherefore art the peasants?" Wait, and the wind shall reply to you. Then you shall know.

So say we all.

Good, it's not just me. If I see a Gladstone article, I don't even click on it. I'd hate to contribute to his pageviews.

No, the saddest thing is a retarded man crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken someday, and that they'll play together in a field when it gets better.

When I think of the third one, I think of the bridge sequence and Hoffman's work. There's also that great tracking shot of Cruise running. That's… uh… surprisingly little. And I LIKED MI3.

IT'S A BEAR PARTY

I was always partial to "Damage," but eh.

/smokes cigarette

OH GOD THE CLUB NINTENDO POINTS ARE FLOWING SO MANY POINTS

Is your body ready?