Mmmm…More of that precious lactose my body craves…I mean violently rejects!?! And now with the gameyness I've been so desiring from milk! Can't wait to throw up out both ends w/ that sweet, sweet pig's milk.
To the sty!!!

Fact: You're wrong.

What no-chin, Jabroni fuk make this shit? No Sheik?

"last year I spent more money, on spilled liquor, in bars from one side of this world to the other, than you made!"
"My shoes cost more than your house."
"I was born with a golden spoon in my mouth."

There was more to Aussie comic Yahoo Serious than just his dumb hair.
What this comment presupposes is… maybe there wasn't?

Why does that drawing of Eleven suck so badly? She looks like a 40-yr-old male dwarf.
Maybe El is actually the Upside Down Tyrion Lannister and the Monster is a White Walker from a SEPARATE dimension??? Furthermore, The Highlander was a documentary, and events happened in real time.
TO REDDIT!!!!

"…while he was in costume as Clifton he had a sordid sexual fling with a sexy young woman who thought she was participating in sexual acts with Carrey…"
They do that same harmless prank in Revenge of the Nerds!!!
Oh, wait. Ok, I get it now.

Yup. Late World With Zach (Galifianakis). I was a fan. They canceled him quickly and with a block of shows yet to tape. He talked crazy shit about VH1 as soon as he found out.

"All those moments will be lost in time, like sesame seeds…in…snow. Time to die."

"'Mickey' opens with a Matchbox Twenty lyric…"
NO THANKS!!!!!!!!!

Always heard that u choose not to run.

Not sure if this is the most prescient comment ever made, or if u know the backstory, but Cross once bemoaned having to walk Biafra off-stage at some multi-artist rally/performance. He stated his love for Biafra, but joked that the self-serious ranting was just going on forever. Irony?
I did enjoy this special…

Yo, Super Dave, it's actually the Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.
https://m.youtube.com/watch…

U can call me anytime, just don't call me late for supper.

Why couldn't that movie leave out the fukin terrible Amy Adams character's part? I never knew I wanted a Julia Child biopic, but she was really interesting. The fact that JC hated that chick made the movie for me. "Me too, Julia!!!"

His "prizes" are normally pretty bizarre and have more humor than, "OMG, that's so random" type shit. That was a great observation on his part.

I'll take his misinformed autodidactic studies on spiders over that shitheel BOB talking about the "Flat Earth Theory." The YT comments sections on those videos are rife w/ candidates for Trump's "Soylent Green Campaign®."

I'm an occasional viewer of this show, and I often find it hilarious…calling the fake girl-group chick, "Buzz," had me cracking up, for instance.
He definitely has a bit more edge than I think he's given credit for. Quizzing a bunch of pregnant woman doing pre-natal yoga in the park while involving adoption in every…

Purging The Jam and Hot Snakes…keeping (3!) Jane's Addiction!?!?
Sorry, I cant witness any more of this.

TL, Cool Story bro…
I was in New Orleans with about 20 stupid, male friends a few years ago. One friend had a large reddish beard and was on the chubbier side of stocky at the time. This is also about the same time that every frat guy in America had seen "The Hangover." This lead directly to every idiot in NOLO…