It's a quote. You get a "[sic]" at best.

Actually, that's one of 3 ingredients in a real taco. Meat, onions, cilantro. Douse with spicy salsa verde.
I don't really understand people who live anywhere near a city eating at TB instead of just going to a taqueria…but that's for a different thread.

I thought this was about Jim Varney, but he's dead. RIP.
Then I thought it was about Art Carney, but he's dead. RIP.
Then I thought it was about Sonali Kulkarni, but I've never heard of her. Who's she?
What's this all about??

Haven't watched it. Won't watch it. Saw a 30 second preview and laughed at how absolutely terrible it looked.
I worked in the restaurant industry for a number of years. Number of wine heists? Surprisingly…zero. To think I wasted all of that time just working boring jobs.

Replace "green screen" with "animated." Place under any Simpsons ep. from the last 15 years.
"Wow! Billy Mays! What are you doing here, aside from extolling the virtues of the cleaning power of oranges?!?"

Why?
Also, I expect to see "Sponsored Content" for this kind of crap.

Though if you call him a "producer" instead of an "engineer," you will feel his hate as well.

No worries, but getting pedantic…
Electro-Shock was an EP, so they only actually had 3 LPs.
Internationale, their other EP, was also great. Go Freaks Go and Simon Says are two of their best tracks, IMO…

Of course. Not my first go-to tho. Schmersal is one of my favorite guitarists, so I gravitate to his work. First Enon record with Rick Lee from Skeleton Key was a great transition after Brainiac's tragic demise. Their recent collabo, Crooks on Tape was cool too. Loved when Enon became a weird pop-electro band that…

3RA1N1AC!!! One of my all-time favorite bands. Great to see a write up. This, Hissing Prigs, and the Electro Shock ep are all crazy good, but I celebrate their entire catalog.

Ya mean self-aggrandizing snipesters making esoteric references isn't tha tops? Someone get Pat and Checkers on the line. Pardon me, baybe.

Sam Jackson is more famous than Jack Burton? What the Hell?

Unwound!

My dad is from Pittsburgh. He says crazy shit all the time. They definitely have their own vernacular.
The Jon Daly pawn shop stuff on Kroll Show was all the more enjoyable if you're close with someone from that weird town.

"Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns."
- DJ 3000

My guess? You got it. Frank Stallone.

No.

Great Job, XXL (a magazine).

Well, excuuuuuuse meeeee! (Unstraps banjo, removes arrow from head, slumps off into the distance.)
It was kind of tongue-in-cheek, thus the "bro." No big deal, brah!!

Your stock in reviewing reviewers plummeted with your 3rd grade spelling of * asterisk. Sorry, bro.