Mr Tamzarian would never call his mother, "mom."

Hmm, I thought Activeon was that Jamie Lee Curtis poop yogurt. Interesting.

Jimmy Carter, history's greatest monster.

Sassyyyy. That's sasssyyy

Not sure if "iPho Tower" is very good because it seems to reinforce the mispronunciation of "fuh."
Passed by a pho place while driving through a N Atlanta suburb a few years back. "What the Pho."
I chuckled and thought, mmm, pho.
I then drove to the nearest pho shop named only with Pho and a number on Buford Hwy (home…

I don't love this song, but it's light, it's catchy. Whatever. I loathe this person though. I've hated this jibber jabbering dolt for years now. I think she was on Best Week Ever or some crap that I'd watch when severely hungover and then immediately change when I saw her making some awful, cringeworthy, softball joke…

Ugh. You find Rex Ryan funny? And you like Tony Romo.
You and I are enemies now

Sure, why not watch/obsess over shitty, insanely repetitive reality TV, instead of watching as many movies as possible in your endless on-set downtime. My dream is to sit on my ass all day and watch every movie available. If it was part of my craft, I'd feel obligated to do so, but apparently watching two…

Town slut.

"At one point, they even take a page from M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening."
Sorry, they run from fucking trees/wind in that movie…
But I think you mean, "The Day After Tomorrow." They literally run from cold. Ice chases them thru a library (notice how I don't say "libary" anymore), and Jake G closes a door on the…

Yep. Kind of a dick. "Real life isn't like that…" True introspection.

It's frat boy Heaven, but not wholly disagreeable. Get ready for croakies, checkered pants, and seersuckered whispers of the N-word.

Must say, never been much of an Armisen fan, but this show is pretty great. Their take on Grey Gardens, called, "Sandy Passage," was great, and I watched the DRONEZ ep the other night on OnDemand before they took it down. It was a decent takedown of Vice, but the lack of endearment to the source material lead the…

I turned on the show right before the shirt was put on. I thought I had accidentally started watching River Phoenix star in a biopic about Lou Barlow in 1994.

"It would damage the TOWN…to hear it."—Artie Ziff
I use that line once a day, and not once, not twice, but thrice come weekend.

Sheik agree. 2001: A Space Odyssey? Fucking garbage.

Fuck the Ross retailers; the Sheik worked at a Kohl's one summer. Retailers play the fucking soft rock hits throughout the decades. The bane of the Sheik's existence was, "Babylon," by the fuckin grasshopper dick, David Gray (Grey?). They would play the same fuckin' 30 soft pop songs as regular as a fucking "hot 20"…

Sheik like the A.I. Haley Joel Osmond is good worker. Best of Osmonds. Fuck the Donny Osmond. Fucking jabroni piece of shit.
Sheik have one question. If the future robot so fucking good, know so fucking much, why they still need the robot bodies? Why not advance form of fucking computing network? Why fucking circuits…

Sheik say Critic good show. Pencil-dick Jay Sherman funny Jew, but Cowboy Bebop # 1 show A-Z. Spike and Jet, good workers. Faye Valentine, Miss Iran, 1998. Ein the dog win Best in Show, Tehran Pedigree, small data-dog category.
Fred Flintstone good enough worker but no Futurama? I put this list in camel clutch and…

Why this no-chin, grasshopper dick, jabroni, man-giant talk bad about the Gary Numan? Tubeway Army #1 band in Iran, 1980. Sheik do drug A-Z in discotheque. Listen to Gary Numan all night. Gary Numan good worker. Fuck this man. Fucking Kurt Brong. Fuck the jabroni Chelsea Handle too. Unfunny fucks. Sheik put Kurt Dong…