Efficiency and progress is ours once more!

This is the most brilliant thing I've read today.

Neil and Bob? Or is that what you do?

Fackin' 20 years ago already? I'm an old sh*t…

This makes me laugh and I just wanted to come back and say thank you.

"verisimilitude?" Who the f*ck says verisimilitude in a review of SNL?

Cameron: "More like Josh No-lin, amiright Steven?"
Spielberg: "…"
Cameron: "Get it? Like No-lin will ever hire you?"
Spielberg: "Yes James, I got it."
Cameron: "Josh Bro-lint. Like dirt, 'cause he's like dirt to me now."
Spielberg: "James… Please stop."

Manservant Hecubus… that's brilliant, I forgot about that.

Might cause some nocturama emissions…

That's nuts.

Once, at camp, I grabbed 'em by the pussy.

I'm waiting for 'Crotch,' the network where people get hit in the groin by various things.

Wait a second…

Effin' gentrification.

Looks like Riff Raff's boy done growed up and got himself a job in the White House…

Yes, but it's a Warren G, so…

Loved, loved, loved the dictionary! Read it all through school.

And The Rock

Be nice, Pickle's parents died at Bowling Green. They were first responders…

Well played…