And now you know…………….the REST of the story!

They keep getting distracted studying the tattoo's on her naughty bits.

My favorite Jump the Shark moment is in Arrested Development when Winkler's character literally jumps a shark.

That's the way I remember the '70s. Everything dirty and falling apart.

BIBFAULT, why not sit down with your husband and say, "I love you. You are a great guy, funny, loyal, faithful and a great dad to our kids. I never want to leave you. But the thought of living the rest of my life with unfulfilling sex fills me with despair. We have to do something about it." That's much better advice…

I vaguely remember turning 35, so all you guys fretting about it can go fuck yourselves.

Did you stab him with a Legend of Zelda sword?

POOPCOMER, I'm a guy and sometimes experience something similar. Quick, fluttering contractions describes the sensation perfectly. Now I know what is going on. Thanks.