What's this about Josh Groban laying the pipe to his ex-girlfriend?

There's fucks to go for both sides. Both sides.

Predator for all eternity.

Ernie from Kinja is currently masturbating to your impending let-down.

It has a bad reputation for being a link aggregator with no real content of its own.

So is this the last weekend box office article before the Kinja switchover?

In completely unrelated news…

Thankfully, Cruise only damaged his first 3 layers of silicone, spirit gum and latex; leaving his remaining 4 layers unharmed.

So Disney/ABC takes Marvel/Star Wars/Pixar, etc. from Netflix. And Netflix takes Shondaland from Disney/ABC.

Now THAT I liked. I guess they realized they had to stop wasting time and had to move the plot along EVENTUALLY.

I love Jerry Orbach!
—Crow T. Robot, 1013-Diabolik

Christ, what an asshole!

Aren't you some pissant anonymous nobody I've never heard of and could give less of a crap about your opinion?

Just beginning now?

Leave it to Rick And Morty fans to ruin something genuinely enjoyable.

THE AV CLUB

Christ, what an asshole!

I'm afraid I don't recognize that header photo. What bad-looking show is it from?

DJ Conner?

[INSERT OVERUSED LINE FROM THING I RECOGNIZE]