That kid has major DSL lips (the name is redundant, but still).

Remember This 80's Reference: The Movie

It was quite progressive of the filmmakers to cast a person that's half-fish in the leading role.

He's out back workin' on that special sauce.
—Crow T. Robot, 509-The Girl In Lovers Lane

Whataburger has the best goddamn food, with the best prices, of any fast food restaurant and I will fight you over it.

I guess "Barron" was taken and they wanted a name just as classy-sounding.

It doesn't affect me in any way and it's pretty easy to ignore.
I don't quite get it. But I really don't care.
I say live and let live.

Rumi, sounds a bit too much like "rheumy", the condition of the eyes being full of rheum, a watery fluid that collects in or drips from the nose or eyes. Gross.

"Rumi" is also the name of irobot's next Roomba iteration.

I'm assuming that's going to be the opening line of the article where O'Neal tells us that they're officially switching to Kinja, yes?

My favorite official response is from the Secretary of State of Mississippi, of all places:

Welcome Dome. We've Mist you.

Oh, Danette… You're so much better than this article would lead one to believe.

Deceptively-worded article is deceptive.

He's outed someone that doesn't want to be outed!
—Crow T. Robot, 513-The Brain That Wouldn't Die

That's why the bar exam is so dreaded. Performance anxiety.

Can I ask you a question?
When will you be dying, you twisted old ferret?
—Tom Servo, 212-Godzilla vs Megalon

Too eloquent for him to say himself.

I have the worst fucking attorneys.
-Donald Trump

I've seen lawyers fuck before, but they were the fuckiest bunch of fucks that ever fucked.