I don't know, interchangeable internet commenter.

"Dead? No, madame. Jim isn't dead. Not in the way you know it. He is with us always."

I've often thought of shaping my hair into a majestic mane, sitting vertically on the top of my head, falling over my shoulders like a luxuriant waterfall. Much like those those aliens from Babylon-5, crossed with Fabio.

And now, our next guest on The Muppet Show: Lionel Richie. Yay.

He's like one of those people REALLY into improv that spouts all the jargon and really buys into it.

It's not easy, but we didn't want to pay him that much green.
—Muppets Studios statement

I had no idea that Brad Dourif was the voice of Kermit.

Here's to hoping David Lynch found a way to include a surprise cameo from Bowie in the new Twin Peaks.

Well, it was more deserving than fucking Barb from Stranger Things…

No, you're misreading it.
It's actually "ADD Violence".

It looks like this movie's equipped with airbags.
—Crow T. Robot, 410-Hercules Against The Moon Men

So…it's Death Wish?

Pack heat?
Blake Lively has a penis!?!

Yes. That was on purpose.

Turbo-fucked? Just call Jim. Trump will give you his number.

Yeah Jeets.

Sextette

Ol' Parker! Get me pictures of Ol' Spider-Man!

Our little baby's quite the actress.
She's no Streep…
—Jeter & Crow T. Robot, 207-Wild Rebels

Or go the literal sci-fi route. Men are actually from Mars. And women from Venus.