Stop the fucking presses! You're kidding me! Hasbro never released a version of their ancient, boring board game that features a token of a new Star Wars character!?! What an outrageous controversy!

Hey. It's too cold in space for bare feet. Gotta wear a good pair of galoshes.

You're correct. This is just replication.

Today, a photon. Tomorrow, two photons. In a few years, maybe an entire atom!

*slowly, painfully approaches the bench, due to the shards of glass in his bare feet*

Ham on. Ham on. Ham on whole wheat. Alright.

When you somebody $30 million it.

Plus all the parents of those kids we paid to be quiet about all the…oh, uh, nevermind.

Nice username/comment synergy.

FAKE GROOVES!

The executor of Michael Jackson's estate is named John McClain.
Which is ironic because Jackson didn't die hard. It was actually pretty easy.

Their [food] technology is light years behind their space-going chicken technology.
—Crow T. Robot, 902-Phantom Planet

I really just wish Serafinowicz would do another season of Look Around You.

*jerk off hand motion*

I agree. It could be this afternoon and I wouldn't be anywhere near ready.
If they said "August 1st at noon" I could at least plan my last hurrah ahead of time.

So how long until the Kinjapocalypse?
I'm getting tired of waiting to have a reason to stop commenting here.

*jerk off hand motion*

Right. If it's on a streaming service or premium cable, it's automatically "prestige television".

He doesn't need to trick people.
The bar for what is and what isn't "prestige television" is astonishingly low.

This is a joke, right?
Or is it a bad marketing move, like those Bic For Her pens?