I try.

Or Dan Aykroyd's nose from Nothing But Trouble.

If those fools like Hitler and Napoleon could do it, why not Watney Smith? King Watney, I love it!
—Doughey, deluded moron Watney Smith, just as he's led to the dungeon, 518-Outlaw

Because of this disheartening news, Morrissey has cancelled all planned concerts and shows for the next decade.

ABC Family with a bad rebranding.

Say what you want about Paul Feig, but he did an amazing job in casting Other Space. As evidenced by the young, relatively unknown cast going on to much bigger things.

*Tumblr explodes*

Mike: Okay, McCambot. Just as we practiced it - 'My Wild Irish Ireland'

"Irish choir" is an odd way to describe U2.

Yes, but only if the thing that they're doing is universally hated.
Like the Japanese and dolphin/whale hunting. Or the Chinese and killing endangered animals for their horns and tusks for fake boner pills.

Natch.

Yes. And yes.

Mike: Mustn't hate, mustn't hate.

Please. The movie minions are much more well-spoken.

First person to make a racist joke gets perma-banned!

I know one of them is…the other seems to have all the range of a very serious but mildly bemused block of wood…

Jennifer Jason Leigh is only ~14 years older than Benedict Cumberbatch.

Even the naughty bits?

That's what the big hat is for.

I brought some Cool Ranch-flavored hosts!
—Tom Servo, 912-The Screaming Skull