I'm gay. But man…something about her worked ALL the right angles on a man, no matter how gay.

In high school, Senior year, in the middle of Honors English, Nalani Rothrock (homecoming queen, looked a bit like Laura Palmer) turned around in her seat directly in front of me and sincerely asked me:

His brain tumor caused terrible procrastination.

1790.

I imagine that dueling in Canada involves something akin to hockey shoot-outs.

Me neither.

Remember when Neill Blomkamp was the next big thing in Hollywood and then pissed it down his leg by simultaneously being a 1-truck pony by making nothing but Apartheid allegories and casting Die Antwoord in his multi-million dollar Sci-Fi movie?

Mel Gibson is just a bad person in general, nevermind being a bad dad.

Bad daddies? Like Woody Allen?

Because it'll be replaced by Kinja, which is somehow worse.
Plus no one will comment anymore.

They should have a Chris Hardwick hosted after-show panel discussion program that comes on after this called Talking The Talk.

The Talk has been on for SIX YEARS?!?

This renewal comes 8 weeks after the season premiered. Which is the average length of time it takes Netflix to announce renewals.

Crow: Look at all those books up there…

My, my, my, my.

Oh man. Too many Seagrams Golden Coolers.
—Tom Servo, 1003-Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders

I've always felt/assumed Kevin felt animosity towards Frank and Trace for "selling out" and leaving the show to go out to the West Coast.

If there's one thing the new show DOESN'T need, it's to have its humor "concentrated". Especially when they call out 3 riffs on 5 seconds.
They made damn well sure no one could possibly get bored with a pull or empty space. For better or worse.

Shorts were one of the things desperately needed and noticeably missing from the new Netflix season.

Whoah. Whoah. "Breaks" his ankle? Seems a little too permanent. More likely twists his ankle, or lightly sprains it.