Only to dodge the draft (ba-dum-chshhhhhh!)

I agree with most of your assessment. Claire started bothering me three seasons ago. My biggest problem with Mitch and Cam is that, opposite of what I assume the writers and actors are intending, they are actually really terrible parents. They argue heatedly in front of Lily, they are petty and immature and make…

I counted six: Cam, Mitchell, and Lily actually had two separate narratives, Mitchell at the mall scrambling to buy last-minute presents, and Cam and Lily caught at the needy-family charity event. As well as this episode did manage to finagle the segments into a cohesive whole, I believe, as a rule, six stories is…

My favorite joke was Phil getting stuck trying to go up on the down escalator after walking 15 miles earlier that day. Also, I loved the zombie horde of children clawing their way into Santa's cabin as Haley and Alex hug in terror. This episode was scattershot — as most MF episodes are — but it was stuffed like a…