It sucks that all these pornstars are so anti-environment.

Sounds good, actually. Cormac McCarthy should make his next book about the meth trade.

Definitely, on all points. I think I liked Drive more than you, but Tinker definitely deserved more credit than it received. People complained about the slow, boring spy-stuff, but Le Carre was actually a spy, and the novel was based on how he got burned, so I think it's safe to say it was pretty realistic. And I love…

When are they going to remake Breaking Bad?

Oddly, this was the situation when I saw Let Me In, the remake of Let the Right One in. There were only two couples (my girlfriend and I, and one behind us) and they were very obviously expecting some sort of Twilight-esque thing. They giggled nervously for a while, and then left around the time Moretz flew out of the…

Moretz was creepier in my opinion, not as cute. I think it was her blonde hair. She was much more predatory than the original girl. It's worth a watch for Jenkins alone, though.

I loved that it expected the viewer to make critical leaps in the story. There's that shot of Toby Jones' face at the end where he just looks devastated, and you are just supposed to understand that he was best friends with the Colin Firth character this whole time, and the spy thing went under his nose without notice.

I kind of expected my girlfriend not to like it (she has about five movies she loves, and everything else is usually just "okay") but my brother likes a lot of garbage and don't get me started on my mom, whose tastes I call " middle-aged white lady" variety.

I had a total mindfuck watching Tinker. I went to it with my girlfriend, brother, and mother. The whole time I was rapt in my seat, drinking it in. Then, when the credits rolled and we went outside, I learned that everyone but me thought it was just garbage. My mom actually said she enjoyed Jack and Jill better. My…

There are a few movies on that list. Let the Right One In is not among them.

Eh, it's one of my favorite movies of all time, and I found both the original boy and Ender to be worthless. Both girls were excellent, though, and I actually prefer Jenkins to the unknown in the original. In a dream world Jenkins is in the original and they had about 50,000 more to spend on the cat scene.

Top 5 favorite movie for me. The remake isn't half-bad either.

I was wondering where this project went. I fucking love every single thing Alfredson has done. His eye is fucking impeccable and he does slow burn better than anyone else.

I for one don't want to see some half human half-gungan monstrosity, even if it has tits or not. Let's keep the aliens where they belong, in Aliena.

ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN - Not Jimmy Fallon. Ever.

MING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just confused about how they're going to explain Ceasar being in this movie.

Wow. J J Abrams is not the right man for this job. Just look at how he's forcing Kenny Baker to be in a box outside the circle. What the fuck?

Very excited for this. A few years ago I discovered St Vincent and Wye Oak in the same week and listened to Strange Mercy and Civilian on repeat back to back for months. St Vincent didn't disappoint this year and this looks to similarly impress.

What in the Seven Hells are you on season 4 for, then? And in the expert section? Go back to Gawker.