Nolan wisely chose Matthew McConaughey and let DiCaprio be whatever he is in Scorcese's movies.

Whore Arse makes me long for the days of vintage Spielberg, back when he had the guts to acknowledge that Wyoming is a place that exists, and hosts aliens.

I just watched Ghost Dog for the first time and your comment reminds me of Forest Whitaker saying "I respect you" right after he shoots his master.

You know War Horse is a bad movie when simply switching the title words around suggests a movie ten thousand times better.

I've never read a Bolano sex scene, so I wouldn't know. All I know is every great writer who's ever lived who I've read has been unable to make anything less than a cringeworthy sex scene.

Actually, it was for teaching. Which I no longer do. Or ever did. Not for me.

This makes me moist.

I saw Under the Skin. Easily skyrocketed to the top of my list this year, and easily Scarlett Johansson's best performance to date, following Her. I can already see it becoming a classic in 20 years. It's interesting how Johansson's two best performances are both sci-fi, one completely a disembodied voice, and the…

#hailhydra

I started an Advanced run of FTL after failing on the second stage of the flagship. Now I'm right back there, almost dead, deprived of oxygen, my crew ready to die, me, the ruthless AI in charge of this lifeboat of meat, tiring of the ardous journey.

Go back far enough in Billy's posts, and I bet he wanted to be just like Mr. White.

The sex scenes are easily the worst parts of the book, and thankfully very brief. But there hasn't ever been a sex scene written well in any novel, so the books get a pass there.

We gotta stop now, guys. broadcast nudes here is upset.

I was gonna say, almost worked on me. But you just came back to life so I'll give you a pass. This time. But I'm telling Dad.

Yeah, I thought that was weird. At first I was like "the guy's gonna have a shotgun" and then I was like "Wait, isn't this in Canada?" Whatever, doesn't matter, it's Orphan Black.

I've never seen The Following, but during my residency I rented a basement from a woman who watched every show under the sun. It was a joy to hear her blaring Community or GoT from upstairs. One time I went to the kitchen and she was watching The Following. There was a bunch of screaming and then she paused it and…

how do i supposed to cum if they dont pick up the dogs peepee pad and get it out of the fucking shot

Man we dont wanna know boutcho mama

I went aggro on Dad today. I am now God. Pretty shitty start to the week.

I'll be sad to see Colbert Report go, but it's always good to see a comedian move up in a way that hopefully won't stunt his creativity. I really hope this means Late Night television will be worth watching again.