The other three are the picture of his dad, his golden Sharpie, and his MAGA hay.

I absolutely can't stand the format of the Late Show, and the band drives me insane, but I still love Stephen's opening monologue. I fully expect that he took the job expecting to ditch the solely-political stage, but with Trump winning, he realized he must once again wield the sword of his fathers and reforge the…

Colbert is great, probably one of the best today, but as good as he is it makes me wish Stewart was still on.

The weird thing is that, with someone like twatgoblin Richard Spencer, the correct position is whatever is opposite him. So now the right thing to do is have a black James Bond.

If Hannity wasn't such a piece of garbage I might feel bad for him.

Good gravy, I just now got that!!

Don't be an American idiot.

Do you mean besides the Mario, Metroid, Metal Gear, and Zelda franchises?

Nah, I'm more like an enthusiastic amateur.

You electrician!

I will not suffer this slander, you… you… you anteater!!

Coupes are two door barbarian!

Coupes are always two door. Philistine.

*sips iced tea in my pecan coupe*

Yeah yeah yeah.

Goddammit, it was Goldie Hawn. Yeah, no thanks.

He still hasn't stopped nailing 80s Meg Ryan.

Nonono, you had it right the first time.

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