I see Rob Schneider playing you, and Adam Sandler as the CEO.

To be fair, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson aren't exactly lighting the entertainment world on fire with their post-KITH work.

She's my pick for the Inappropriate Relationship With A Parent contest, especially since Ivanka Trump isn't a contestant.

"Right you are Ken!"

Indeed, it means we can get another "Facts of Life" reunion.

So…you're steroids and cocaine?

I'd love to see a battle royale between "Modern Family" and "Black-ish".

"DON'T! GET! ELIMINATED!"

Fred "Rerun" Berry would have been on that team if he didn't die years ago.

I knew I wasn't alone in thinking Danny Bonaduce should be on television more!

No chance ABC could just give these "stars" money to not appear on television, huh?

Her?

Yes, let Barron enjoy his life as a kid, we have plenty of time to hate him when he's an adult.

This looks good, but it reminds me of how much I miss the X-Statix series.

Do you win a booby prize?

Something tells me she will be.

I'll take large nekkid breasts over nostalgia, mostly because I've never seen The Parent Trap.

They're going with Lindsay Lohan over a topless Page 3 girl from the Sun tabloid?

Maybe for you, but I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For when it comes to summer concerts.

Nice try, but I know a transcript of John McCain's questioning of James Comey when I see it.