I guess they could have made "Shang-Chi: Master of Kung Fu", but I don't think changing a character's race just because you can makes for a better character or story. It certainly didn't help Johnny Storm in the last "Fantasic Four" movie.

So…Iron Fist should have been Asian because only Asians can be portrayed as martial arts using superheroes? Should he be black because Jim Kelly kicked a lot of people in some Blaxploitation films in the 1970s?

I love their hit "I Left My Wallet At the Guinness Brewery".

And you have to have hands large enough to handle a book.

There was something about him and illegal fireworks after his NBA career ended, which sounds about right with that guy.

Hannity brought a gun to work, and then showed it off to someone he worked with - who does he think he is, Gilbert Arenas?

At the risk of incurring the wrath of Keith Chow, wasn't Iron Fist always portrayed as a white guy? I know rich Caucasians in power are no longer in vogue (were they ever?), but this seems like bitching and complaining for the sake of bitching and complaining.

I would too, but not by anyone involved in making DC Comic movies.

And oh what heights Boomerang will hit
On with the show, this is it.

Synergy!

When it comes to the President's tweets, follow Lisa Simpson's and Paul Anka's advice:

She looks nothing like Donnie Wahlberg's wife!

Hiring people dumber than you to make yourself the smartest person in the cabinet shouldn't be a part of making America great again…and yet, here we are.

Kang and Kodos are still laughing about the election results in their spaceship.

Season two will be Schneider 2.0's time to shine.

Probably because the unlucky soul who had to write the piece is still retching from seeing the Instagram of her underboob tattoo.

No one believes you FOXNews, you can put your hands down.

Who knew Hispanic Americans and African Americans had so many concerns about private email servers; now they can reap what they've sown just like white people who voted for this embarrassment.

It's even better than the real thing.

A British songwriter named Paul Rose apparently; I hear he moves in mysterious ways.