Gotta leave something for the sequel…

Hopefully we won't see sad Michael Keaton sticking his acceptance speech back into his pocket again during the Oscars.

Hopefully reading that didn't rape your childhood.

Man, you miss one racial draft, and everything changes…I got to set up notification for the next one.

Dirk Nowitzki would like a word with those loud mouth conservative fuccbois.

It would be, "Yeah, that's true.." and then the usual bitching and complaining.

Internet movie geek Harry Knowles compared the first Blade sequel to eating pussy; I wouldn't go that far, but it was pretty entertaining.

If this book is any good, expect someone at Disney to suggest Snipes and his co-author write the latest attempt at a Blade comic book.

Any chance this show can be reworked with Morris Day and the rest of the Time?

Because it reminds us of how good the first season of "Heroes" was AND that Prince is dead?

I'm more of a catch-and-release type of guy.

Either Dax were attractive, but mirror universe Kira Nerys did something for me, I don't know if it was her costume or her implied sluttiness.

It'll burn nicely with deez chestnuts I got roasting over an open fire.

Meanwhile, his former sidekick on Win Ben Stein's Money will be hosting the Oscars.

I'm going to take this opportunity to again ask Santa for mirror universe Kira Nerys tied up under my Christmas tree.

Hey, it's his true love.

Say what you will about Fallon, but the man does know his audience.

I thought his one true love was giggling his way through sketch comedy.

Can't hurt.

And yet, Herb Tarlek still wears ugly suits.