He was all that, and then some.

Well, that's sho' nuff to get me to sign on.

I wouldn't mind that, Jasmine Guy and Cree Summer were in heavy rotation in the ol' spank bank back in the day.

Even The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame?

It streams just like a young streaming service should.

"Magnets, how do they work?"
"It involves dark magick."

The tagline would be "No Soup For You…Forever."

Trump won the Republican nomination because he ran against a who's who of who-gives-a-shit candidates.

"They paid me in cold hard cash."
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Did you fall asleep during Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice?

You must be talking about Kimmel, his friend Simmons just lost his chatshow, and he looks more like every insufferable jackass in a Patriots jersey.

After the next Jason Bourne film?

He was hired to whitemansplain any plot details the female cast would have, just as he did with Effie Brown on Project Greenlight.

For a mouthful of Motownphilly? Anything is possible.

But why would Trump try to grab him, he's a guy, not a …

Not according to Kim Catrell.

I heard it was just something he threw together after he finished cutting a freestyle jazz album and writing "How to Make Love To Steve Allen".

Something tells me this pun thread will continue until we come to the end of the road.

There it is.

Spoken like the draft dodging patriot the president-elect catered to.