"Yeah, what's up with that?"
Wanda Sykes

Has everyone's favorite cow nursemaid Bova been phased out of existence?

Around here, almost always.

Oh, boy…

Terrance and Phillip are pissed.

It's for all that shoppin' they do, right?

"God dammit…"
Viola Davis

That's what the phonies would have you to believe.

A children's book like Flowers in the Attic embiggens us all.

This looks like a waste of time and food, Internet, free soup be damned.

Again, just like in real life.

Jon Favreau you lying son of a bitch…

That must have been disappointing to the Gretzky superfan over there.

FOX News will only be telling parents to worry if they have a very special episode about a character having to choose which bathroom to use; it won't be aired in North Carolina.

This grim and gritty remake will feature lots of unarmed black people getting shot, just like in real life.

I'm still not sure they aren't the same person.

Until you discovered Lisa Loeb, right?

Did people actually take Kennedy and Rock the Vote seriously in 1992? Or ever?

Hoochie mama…

And by seasoning, you mean a hoodie and being told to mumble his one sentence responses during the press conference scenes.