How about Shai LaBeouf, he does loathsome cretin well enough to play Martin Shkreli, doesn't he?

These look like the perfect thing to wash down a meal from Taco Bell.

Tabernac…

"Black lady and fat white woman…large like Godzilla!"
Horrible Japanese Ghostbusters fans

"If you got enough game, you don't need magic to do that."
Bruce Wayne

Will you accept Zatara, her transgendered father, in those fishnets?

Creepier still - he owned that bodysuit before they cast him as Slim Goodbody.

Sorry - I meant to say "Three's Company".

I think you're confusing that episode with one from "Cheers".

"Bake him away, toys!"

In a related story, David Hyde Pierce reveals the secret origin of Cecil Terwilliger's voice - playing Kelsey Grammer's brother on another show.

"What's the deal with these uptight whores?"
Piers Morgan

Great…

Her ability to make high-pitched squeals when intoxicated will come in handy.

Really depends on the time of the month…

A gritty remake about a fishy smelling woman?

I assumed she found work at an FTD Flowers.

As long as I get the correct change back, I don't care who they hire as cashiers.

Aren't a lot of these vintage rock T-shirts available at Old Navy now?

I think it's the usual number of old white man-babies, but with Ibiza foam party levels of froth coming from their mouths.