Sometimes hitchhikers are manic pixie dream girls, sometimes they're manic depressive girls with pixie cuts - you can't be sure until you offer one a ride.

The only way this could be more indie film-esque is if Zach Braff goes on Kickstarter to beg for money for its sequel.

That, and watching "The Original Kings of Comedy"…

You would have thought he'd go with the Whooper because its huge.

And she takes with her the stories of Bill Murray being a dick to Harold Ramis to her grave.

He won't jump off the terrorist occupied building though, it didn't work out well when he did it in The Wrong Guys.

Of course the Rock will be hungry in two hours, he apparently eats 800 pounds of cod a year. Plus, he's always cooking something, which he graciously offers people to smell.

"Just cinch it."

In a world were the men are men, and the sheep are nervous, this could be devastating.

"We are the Dregs!"

The sassy black magic mirror was my favorite character.

They wanted to go with "Evil Mariah Carey", but, lawsutis and such.

What choo talkin' 'bout Charles Hamm?

You're thinking Copperhead.

"PATTY MAYONNAISE!"

But if the next ninety minutes is nothing but shootings, explosions, and vechicular homicide, you'll feel it wasn't a waste of time.

Hopefully no footage of this will leak out before the premiere.

On a related note, it's high time Spike TV brought back MXC.

When the Sam Wilson Captain Ameirca comes in to kick the Steve Rogers Captain America's ass, Marvel will finally get the black guy versus white guy violence Donald Trump hoped for in "The Apprentice ".

** angry beeping and whistling noises **
Uppity little droid