I would try to make the most of it, engaging her in a lengthy discussion of the glaring inconsistencies between her espoused Christian values and what she would have us do to the poor.

If true, that only makes it worse. Anyone whose chosen persona is "insufferable prick" must have a little prick inside her.

"In Coulter’s defense, though, what happened to her was extremely terrible undoubtedly well-deserved."

In that case, you should stick with your decision, because the Breaking Bad stakes only get higher.

I wasn't aware of the comic when I saw it, which apparently was a good thing. From that perspective, I disagree that Keanu was miscast. I thought he did world-weary quite well.

Is he the one who is slowly stabbed by the hulking German soldier? Then, yes, he does.

My ADD medication. I was trying to good-naturedly suggest that the show's slow pace, and protracted scenes of meticulous process, could be off-putting to someone with ADD. No offense intended.

Try Vyvanse!

In frustration, my go to is: "Fuck me to tears."

How many fucks is that?

I'll allow it.

"Now, if there's anything I can do for you."

This resonates weirdly.

While Presidents just lie there in front of a pack of their pee-ers.

A while back, someone here commented about some douchebag thusly: "I bet he doesn't even tip 20%." It remains, for me, the most cuttingly accurate summation of a particular breed of entitled asshole.

Perhaps Ryan Phillippe should have waited until this movie to fuck-start somebody's head.

I guess it depends on the image of the American President (and of Putin) that Putin wants the world to see. For him, I would think, it might be:

The gold standard for this will always be smooth jazz "Enter Sandman".

I upvoted every one of these. Great Job, Commentariat!

Damn, you beat me by only five… hours.