15 minutes in an abuse survivor's support group will convince you otherwise.

Here's my impression of Woody Allen: He seems creepy.

I think you mean his handler.

Nice.

Makes sense. I was just having trouble aligning his comically transparent ineptness with Mo, who at least ran a pretty tight ship, even if it meant slapping Fredo around once in a while.

Around the house or yard, maybe even a Saturday morning diner run… hell yeah.

The AV Club

That will undoubtedly help. Still, I've never seen a dildo shaped like a tube of refrigerator biscuits. Just sayin'

"Most of the whities are still fine with the cops' strong-arm tactics, actually, as long as they use them against people of color." That is a racist statement, regardless of your skin color. If I have to explain why, it doesn't make you racist, just obtuse.

I don't know. Sounds pretty crowded in there already.

Hint: it's the answer when Sheriff Bart asks him his name.

Harry Reid said that? Fuckin' A, Harry.

I'm guessing your partner might prefer something more along the lines of a bowler. Not so… abrupt, I would think.

Woven for her pleasure.

I was with you right up to Reince.

Cuz of the metric system, right?

What's the current spelling?

Ask London residents during the Blitz.

If you could use it only in a well-ventilated area, you wouldn't have mildew!

And a needle for a nose!