And Marion Berry, for that matter.

Fortunately you didn't. Not once.

My next-door neighbor's son ingested bleach as a kid. Sounded like William Hickey as a six year old.

I'm just gonna jump in here and say that I loved The Dana Owens Album.

Hmm… I'm not sure I agree 100% with your accounting work there, Verg.

That shit never gets old.

I believe a pufnstuf is somehow involved.

Hold your horses, Voltaire.

But you sound fun!

Donner, party of six. Donner, party of six…

It looks like an audition to replace Jamie Lee Curtis on the Chobani yogurt campaign.

Yes, I noticed the large "social media presence" in the photo above. Both of them.

I wonder if you can.

Pete

It's more important to be first than right. Just like a real journalist!

Hot nardly.

Yes, that's odd. I don't envy you your first blinding flash of empathy for victims of this injury. Should happen about 10 seconds into your nunchaku kata.

More like peak gonadir. Amirite?

Google Rock.

The Village Kens.