Bet money on a shirtless perp walk.

HAS JUST BEEN REVOKED.

A diaper filled with Indian food.

So yeah, that's a few.

His Robness?

Or you could [shudder] read them.

It's not a great movie, but I'm reminded of Swimming With Sharks. The loss of Kevin Spacey's wife proves to him that the universe and the people in it are the cruel, implacable enemy. There is no morality, there are only opportunities to be seized.

Way late, but:

"I'm a husk!"

As barometers go, though: points for accuracy.

Yeah, but did he rest his forehead against his arms? What I expected to hear after seeing that was snoring. No such luck.

There are an indeterminate number of things wrong with this post, and I can't explain why.

"So, what beverage brought you in here today?"

Adam Sandler?

I am. I'm mansplaining to the tortoise why she shouldn't be on her back, and that it's radical feminism that's keeping her there.

One of my favorite mashup titles: "12 Angry Men and a Baby"

Well, apart from "In the name of God, do your duty!", he was woefully short of snappy one-liners.

Yeah, I went "To Kill a Mockingbird?"

“The Room shatters the distinction between good and bad.”

I don't understand this reference.