'93 Cowboys

Boy are you on the wrong website.

Oliver Miller? Semi-proficient NBA big man?

As I recall, AV Club gave it a decent review at the time.

Last of the Dogmen and No Escape: two of the most tedious "action" movies I've ever endured.

I too prefer to watch people I know having sex. This has made for some awkward Friday mornings after Thanksgiving.

I can do that!

Mr Skin isn't successful for no reason.

"What is that, a Wop 9? Fuckin' Fiat of guns!"

Fortunately, Ryan O'Neal was already cast as Napoleon, and thus became available to play Barry with little additional prep.

Meaning the first to be selected for one of the upcoming sequels? OK, that makes sense.

Hi Allison!

My confusion stems from "… the first director to helm a film …" It sounds like this is the first time they're hiring someone whose business card says "Director" to make their movie.

"Mongo! Santamaria!"

Was it Cross or someone else who answered that with something like "before the second tower fell"? That's the epitome of "funny because it's so unexpectedly transgressive."

I wish I could upvote this twice.

I saw it in initial release, and laughed harder than I ever had at any movie except Young Frankenstein. My girlfriend, not so much. I've subsequently tried to turn friends and family on to it, to little avail. I still think it's as consistently good as anything he's done.

"Johnston … will be the first director to helm a film in this latest attempt to bring C.S. Lewis’ beloved religious allegories to the screen …"

I'mmmm pretty sure that was meant metaphorically. I could be wrong.

And that would be distinguishable from the foul odor normally coming from her apartment by …?